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Mankind is fucked / corpse after corpse
But here is some music
Miracle BlackPunk Connection
Imposing their will / the faceless elite
But here’s a fucking song
Miracle BlackPunk Connection
Thanks for helping!
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Unfuckable
02:04
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I’ve gotten so fucking fat
I’m losing my fucking hair
Now hear me scream and shout
About how I’m unappealing
Isn’t this fucking dumb?
Why would you empathize?
None of you’ve fucking met me
Nor care if I get laid
Sad old man
I am the unfuckable!
Fat old man
Who gives a shit?
I’ve got these feelings
I want to be needed
But I’m a stranger
And this a weird medium
You’re listening to this song
And I’m yelling about my woes
But what could you even do
With this information?
Sad old man
I am the unfuckable!
Fat old man
Who gives a shit?
(No one, because I’m whining into a void and you really just wanted something to bang your head to. You shouldn’t care about me or my sadness. I’m just some fucking guy who wishes he’d tried harder.)
(I mean really, who’d bother to feel anything for a white dude in his thirties who’s sad because his best days are behind him? Is there anyone less sympathetic than someone in my situation? Good point. I’ll just accept that the universe sees me as sexless and go to fucking work.)
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Back in the 90s’ twilight years
There was a fucking awesome band
Thrashing speed and blackened screams
And riffs like a better version of this one
Have you guys heard Witchery?
I'm pretty sure their singer hunted vampires
Have you guys heard Witchery?
They absolutely killed from 1998 to 2001
They were on Necropolis
Until the owner disappeared
Now you can't find their first two albums
Because that dude still owns the tapes
Have you guys heard Witchery?
I'm pretty sure their singer hunted vampires
Have you guys heard Witchery?
They absolutely killed from 1998 to 2001
No breakdowns in Witchery
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Go-Go-Gorgoroth
01:46
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Gorgoroth loves this beat
It's like a leisurely horse trot
I wonder what they call this
When they're rehearsing an album
This riff is different
They don't sound like this part
Remember that time Gaahl assaulted some dude
and at the trial his mom testified
he couldn't have drank that man's blood
because he's vegetarian?
That was fucking ridiculous
This riff is different
They don't sound like this part
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fuck it.
02:16
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I don't have any “clever” jokes
We just wanted a song that
Sounds like Cadaver Inc.
That band was amazing
fuck it.
They got into some shit
Cause they had a website
For a body disposal service
And listed their address
As the Parliament building
fuck it.
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Dead Wretch Minot, North Dakota
Dead Wretch is a band from Minot, North Dakota. Not really, "we" just want to seem more exotic. "We" play dumb music with
black metal, punk rock and other stuff in the mix. Or none of those. You argue about the genres.
It doesn't matter who made the music, but his name is Dan.
If "we" followed "You Will Never Be One of Us" pricing, this 10 minutes of music would cost you $4.28.
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