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Baby, It's Khold Outside

by Dead Wretch

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Kevin Dillon We need more metal Christmas songs like this. Not just a novelty record, but a killer tune in it's own right.
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Who IS that out there?! (Baby, Khold is outside)
Why’s their bassist so loud? (Cause he’s awfully proud)
Black metal shouldn’t groove! (What’re you tryin’ to prove?)
It’s so heavy! I’m lost! (Ever heard Celtic Frost?)

If Moonfog was wrong, I don’t wanna be right
The slowbangs are strong on this khold winter’s night
Though it IS a bit strange that they’re playing my yard
I don’t fucking care, cause they go so damn hard

Couldn’t they just play old Tulus? (Baby, that’s Khold outside)
Why does he wear that thing on his face (Cause it’s cold outside?)
I think the joke’s run its course (Don’t wanna beat a dead horse)
Who’s that out in the distance? (On that sleigh, is it... Fenriz?)

If Moonfog was wrong, I don’t wanna be right
The slowbangs are strong on this khold winter’s night
Though it IS a bit strange that they’re playing my yard
I don’t fucking care, cause they go so damn hard

Hey! It’s Fenriz Klaus!
Turning Celtic Frost riffs into your christmas gifts

Here are some steel-toed boots
With which you can kick Dean Martin in the nuts
That woman just wanted to go home
Let her fucking leave on her own
You creepy, slimy bastard
She knows that it’s cold outside
But it’s still better than being with you.

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released December 23, 2016

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Dead Wretch Minot, North Dakota

Dead Wretch is a band from Minot, North Dakota. Not really, "we" just want to seem more exotic. "We" play dumb music with black metal, punk rock and other stuff in the mix. Or none of those. You argue about the genres.

It doesn't matter who made the music, but his name is Dan.

If "we" followed "You Will Never Be One of Us" pricing, this 10 minutes of music would cost you $4.28.
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